An airline introduced a special half-fare for wives
who accompanied their husbands on business trips.  Expecting valuable
testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of
businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed
their trip.
   Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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A guy walks into this sporting goods store in Alaska,
immediately spies a rather haggard-looking old salt of
a store clerk sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?"
"Yep," answers the clerk.
"Big bears?"
"Yep."
"Mean bears?"
"Black bears?"
"Yep."
"GRIZZLIES???!"
"Yep."
"Got any bear bells?"
"What's dat?"
"You know, them little dingle-bells ya put
 on yer backpack so bears know yer in
 the perimeter so's they can runs away ..."
"Yep. Over yonder ..."
"Great. I'll take one for black bears, and one for grizzlies. 
 Say, how'd you know if yer in black bear country anyway?"
"Look for scatt."
"Oh. Well, how how'd you know if there's GRIZZLIES????!"
"Look for scatt."
"You just said that!"
"Yeah. But grizzly scatt's different."
"Well now, just what's IN grizzly scatt that's different?"
"Bear bells."