Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
            _ Charlie McCarthy
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"James, I've decided to commit suicide.  Drive over that cliff."
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The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson,
when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy out to sea. 
The man looks up to the heavens and says "Oh Lord, this is my only
grandson, how can you take him away from me like this? My son will
not understand. My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old man's feet.
 
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says, "He had a hat!"

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