I regret to inform you that one of the California Raisins died 
earlier today.  Police are still looking for clues.  So far, 
the only thing they know is that it was a cereal killer.
 
If you think you can dish it out, I'll try not to sugar coat the fact that 
the cereal killer was a flake.  We'll just have to keep spooning on the 
clues until the fruit loop that did it is milked for his guilty plea.
           Cheerio for now.
 
I was just given a scoop by "Pop" Tart that the cereal killer was last seen
heading for Java.  I'm in a bit of a jam at the moment and can't follow
up on the lead, but when we box in the cereal killer, he'll be toast!
          Hey, gotta bring home the bacon somehow...
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A doctor is trying to write a prescription for his patient.  he
reaches in his shirt pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"hey!", he exclaims, "some asshole has my pen!".
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     A Kentuckian and a Hoosier were fishing on their respective sides
of the Ohio River.  By chance, they struck up a conversation.
However, the Hoosier grew tired of having to shout across the width of
the River.
     "Hey," he suggested, "why don't you come over here so we don't
have to yell so loud!"
     The Kentuckian thought for a moment.  "Can't swim!" he shouted.
     Aware that anyone can swim if tricked into going through the
motions, he followed up with another suggestion: "Tell ya what, I'll
shine my flashlight over there and you crawl across on the beam."
     The Kentuckian thought a little longer on this one.  "No, won't
do that," he stated.
     "What for?" inquired the Hoosier.
     "'Cuz," he replied, "I'll get halfway across and you'll turn your
flashlight off!"

	
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