A traveling salesman once stopped along a deserted stretch of road
at a monastery.  He was hungry and a sign outside the monastery
read "Friday Night _ Fish and Chips Dinner".  Since it was Friday
night and since he was hungry, he went in to try the food.
 
When he went in, he found that many others were there also.  This
monastery had quite a reputation for its excellent fish and chips.
Well, very soon the meal was brought out and put before him.  He
began to eat and was quickly amazed at how great the food was.  He
devoured his meal in minutes and then ordered more.
 
After he was finally through, he asked the waiter if he could meet
the cook.  The salesman had to thank him for such an excellent
meal.  The waiter agreed, and led the man into the kitchen and
introduced him to the cook.  The salesman began to commend the
cook's great ability to cook fish and chips, when the cook
interrupted.  "Wait a minute, wait a minute.  I am only the fish
friar.  The chip monk is over there."
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