O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?

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Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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Iron Law of Distribution:
        Them that has, gets.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
                -- Mark Twain
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The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.  Eager to show
off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his
next hunting trip.  Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the
duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the
duck and returned it to his master.
        "Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly.
        "Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't
swim."
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for
tomorrow morning, sleep late.
                -- Henny Youngman
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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
                -- Peter de Vries
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Conversation, n.:
        A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
is called the listener.
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Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?
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It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
 
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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
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Save energy: be apathetic.
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The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
        Support your right to bare arms!
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Conway's Law:
        In any organization there will always be one person who knows
        what is going on.
 
        This person must be fired.
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America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
to decadence without touching civilization.
                -- John O'Hara
Jokes