The A.P. quoted this report from a Texas minister at a South Carolina
Baptist Convention:  "Before the recent drought ended in Texas," he
declared, "Baptists were sprinkling, Methodists were using a damp wash
cloth, and Presbyterians were giving rain checks."
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How many Auburn Tigers does it take to eat a possum? 
  

Two:  one to eat, and the other to stop traffic. 

______________________________________________________ I was accosted once by some Jehovah's Witnesses in a mall (I actually enjoy this sometimes since I like playing with their minds.) This guy asked me if I had ever read the bible. I said, "No, I'm waiting for the movie to come out."

Jokes