a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving
down a mountain when the brakes gave out.  they screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt,
more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot
drop to jagged rocks.  they all got out of the car.

the computer engineer said, "i think i can fix it."

the systems analyst said, "no, i think we should take it into
     town and have a specialist look at it."

the programmer said, "ok, but first i think we should get back 
     in and see if it does it again."
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   A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell. 
Satan came out, and looked them over.

   "Why are you here?" he asked the Jew.  "I ate pork," the Jew admitted. 
"Okay, come on in," replied Satan.  Then he turned to the Catholic.

   "What are you doing here?" Satan asked the Catholic.  "I ate meat on Friday
long before His Holiness said it was okay," the Catholic answered.  "Well,
then, come in," Satan said.

   Then he looked at the Episcopalian.  "Why on earth are you down here?"
Satan asked.  The Episcopalian hung his head in shame as he answered,

"I used the wrong fork."