Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?


A: You take off yer shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Then there's the story of the drunk that stumbles up the stairs into the
Catholic church, staggers through the pews and finally into a
confessional and sits down.  A few moments later, a voice from the other
side says "Can I help you my son?"  The drunk answers back.."Yeh!  Do
you have any toilet paper over there?"
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 On one of his visits to America, Pope John Paul paid a visit to 
the Holy Ghost Hospital, a Catholic hospital run by an order of
nuns. The Mother Superior of the order comes out to greet him
when he arrives, and introduces herself thus: "I'm the Superior
of the Holy Ghost".
 
 The Pope replies, "My, that is impressive. I'm only the 
Vicar of Christ." 
Jokes