A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his seeing eye dog. After
a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against
the red light. First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him,
but still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist almost wipes them out and curses
as he goes by. Finally in the last lane a truck swerves and barely misses
them. 
 
After they reach the far corner the blind man reaches in his pocket and pulls
out a cookie and offers it to the seeing eye dog. At this point another person
who has watched the entire episode interrupts asking why he was rewarding the 
dog after the dog had endangered his life and almost got him run over by a
car, bicycle and truck. 
 
The blind man responded "I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find out
which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs'
   rights are worth fighting for.
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This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life,
you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where
to go.
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Q:  What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour?
A:  When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size.

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Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

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