So the Pope, a Monsignor, and some young priest were hanging out in the Pope's
office talking. Suddenly, through a partially closed door, they see Jesus
Christ himself strolling down the hall. They look at each other aghast. The
Pope strides across the office, sits down at a typewriter and starts banging
away at it. Over the clatter, the Monsignor shakenly asks "Your Holiness,
what are you doing?! That's Jesus himself coming down the hall!"

The Pope, still typing away, looks up and says testily, "I don't know about
you guys, but I'm gonna look real busy."







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