Mr Cody was a well-known rector of a Protestant church. One day
he had been playing golf and after having a shower he was resting
in the club room, dressed in a bathrobe. A stranger comes in,
looks at him and tries in vain to remember who this guy is.
Finally, he asks: -Where in Hell have I seen you before?  Cody:
-I don't know. Which part of Hell are you from?
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These are from a "New York" magazine competition in which they asked
contestants to change ONE letter in a familiar non-English phrase
and redefine it.

Harlez-vous francais?  Can you drive a French motorcycle?
Idios amigos -- We're wild and crazy guys!
Veni, vipi, vici -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
J'y suis, j'y pestes --  I can stay for the weekend.
Cogito, eggo sum  --  I think, therefore I am a waffle.
Rigor morris -- The cat is dead.
Repondez s'il vous plaid  -- Honk if you're Scots.
Que sera serf -- Life is feudal.
Le roi est mort.  Jive le roi.  --  The king is dead.  No kidding.
Ex post fucto  --  Lost in the mail.
Posh mortem -- Death styles of the rich and famous.
Pro bozo publico -- Support your local clown.
Monage a trois -- I am three years old.
Pardonnez-mot --  That wasn't funny.  Sorry.
Felix navidad --  Our cat has a boat.
Haste cuisine -- Fast French food.
Veni, vidi, vice --  I came, I saw, I partied.
Quip pro quo -- A fast retort.
Mazel ton  --  Lotsa luck.
Apres Moe le deluge -- Larry and Curly get wet.
Porte-kochere  --  Sacramental wine.
Ich liebe rich  --  I'm really crazy about having dough.
Fui generis --  What's mine is mine.
Visa la France --  Don't leave chateau without it.
Ca va sans dirt --  And that's not gossip.
L'etat, c'est moo  --  I'm bossy around here.
Merci rien  --  Thanks for nothing.
Amicus puriae  --  Platonic friend
L'etat, c'est moe  --  All the world's a stooge.
Aloha Oy --  Greetings/farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
Jokes