If a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station?
Roger B. Dannenberg
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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
_ Philip K. Dick
"It was unintelligible at any speed we played it."
_ A US Government report investigating
possible bad words in "Louie Louie"
"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill."
"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question....
....or is it?"
It brings to mind Alan Gopin's generic comment,
"It seems to be vague, but is in fact meaningless."
How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
Did you ever think about how much your cities actually weigh?
To search for perfection is all very well,
But to look for heaven is to live here in hell.
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...Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
.. I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'M
fishing.
"What I do is not so much songs as it is exercises in tonal breath control"
when a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always
declares that it is his duty. - GB Shaw
"He who hesitates is lunch"
"Computer Science Considerations"_ BYTE 2/86. An interview with the
developer of TEX and METAFONT, Donald Knuth: "I was excited that I started
out trying to apply computer science to typography and wound up applying
typography to computer science. . ."
"We could always shoot one of the philosophers." - David Gries
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
remember, if you do it yourself, sooner or later you'll need a bigger hammer
"Pass me the Rap Rod, Plate Captain"
"What?"
"Pass me the telephone, waiter. If you guys were any less hip,
your bums would fall off."
"Watch while the queen in one false move turns herself into a pawn"
The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands
and hoping when a rock or a club will do _ McCloctnik the Lucid
"I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. I have your letter [review]
before me. Soon it will be behind me." - Max Reger (1873-1916), a composer
whose music is still little known outside of his native Germany.
I'm growing older but not up... - Jimmy Buffett
When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro!
Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
"Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth." _ Socrates
"Tell the Truth and run."_Yugoslav proverb
If you find any *answers* in anything I've said, you've misunderstood me.
"People who are incapable of making decisions are
the ones who hit those barrels at freeway exits."
I love music that sounds like a Conrail locomotive caraeening headlong
into a truckload of Harpsichords.
``There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly''
"Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter.
-Blaise Pascal
Ignorance is the Mother of Adventure.
`uncontrolled descents into terrain'
"You got it kid _ the large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb. "Fool me once, shame on
you: fool me twice, prepare to die."
these opinions and others like them are widespread in the culture
I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789
characters.
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
"Hi... My name is Hobbes. I'm the product of a malicious 5-year old's
twisted and destructive imagination. Would YOU like to be my friend?"
"How can anyone be truly enlightened, when the truth
is so poorly lit?"
However paranoid you are, you're probably right.
inquiring gnomes want to mine!
"Somebody's had too much to think"
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems begin to look like
nails."
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their
guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
_ Mark Twain
Don't run faster than your shoes.
_ Scottish saying
"Do not adjust you mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning."
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