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A few famous Groucho lines posted in his honor. Like:
 
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
 
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
 
My mother loved children _ she would have given anything if I had been
one.
 
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog,
it's too dark to read.
 
You'd better beat it.  You can leave in a taxi.  If you can't get a
taxi, you can leave in a huff.  If that's too soon, you can leave in a
minute and a huff.
 
I'm going to Iowa for an award.  Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall,
it's sold out.  Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French
government _ I'd give it all up for one erection.
 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
 
All people are born alike _ except Republicans and Democrats.
 
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
_Groucho Marx' last words
 
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
 
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
 
If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb
does.
 
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.  So
we're going back in a few years...
 
Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
 
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.
 
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.
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"Why did I stab him sixty-seven times, Your Honor? Because I couldn't turn
off the electric carving knife, that's why."
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One an economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly
examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam
after the bell would take a zero on the exam.  Well, one guy kept writing on
his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it
in.
 
The prof looked at him and said "don't bother to hand that paper in...you 
get a zero for continuing after the bell."
 
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!!"
 
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the
United States...you get a zero on this exam"
 
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea
who I am???"
 
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
 
With that, the guy said "good," plunged his exam into the middle of the stack
of other students exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!!!
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Once upon a time, there was a snail who was sick and tired of his
reputation for being so slow.  He decided to get some fast wheels to
make up the difference.
 
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datsun 240-Z
was the car to get.
 
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer, and says he wants to
buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".  The Dealer asks
"why 'S'?" and the snail replies "'S' stands for snail.  I want everybody
who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
 
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a
car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted (for a small fee).
 
The snail get's his new car, and spent the rest of his days roaring
happily down the highway at top speed.  And whenever anyone would see
him zooming by, they'd say "Wow!
 
Look at that S-car go!"
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Two farmers where discussing who had the meanest dog. One who had a very mean
looking Doberman insisted that his was the meanest and that it could lick any
other dog in the county. The second just looked at his mangy old yellow dog
and said that he would wager his against any dog in the country. Well after
some animated discussion they finally decided to let the dogs fight it out. 
 
After a very short snarling match the old yellow dog leaps on the Doberman
and kills it outright. The first farmer was aghast. His dog had been beating
other dogs for years and had never had more than a small scratch or two. He
turns to the other farmer and asks "What kind of dog did you say that was?"
 
The first farmer replies "Well before he lost his tail we called him a 
Mountain Lion!"
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     Three professionals were discussing the nature of God.  The doctor said,
"The Bible states that God made Woman by taking a rib out of Man; God is
obviously a surgeon."  The engineer replied, "But before God made man he
created Heaven and Earth out of Chaos; this is obviously the work of a master
engineer.  The lawyer just smiled and said, "But who do you think created the
chaos?"
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     There was this animal trainer who had trained a gorilla to play golf. 
One day while he and his gorilla were out on the driving range, a promoter
happened to be watching the gorilla consistently driving the ball over 400
yards every time he hit the ball.  Excited by the prospects, he approached
the trainer and after a few minutes of hurried bargaining, he bought the
gorilla from the trainer.
 
     Not wanting to allow his investment to set idle, he called Arnold Palmer
and arranged a match between Arnold and his gorilla, the winner to get
$50,000 from the loser.  The big day arrived and they met on the first tee. 
Arnold made a beautiful tee shot, a little over 300 yards, just a chip away
from the green.  The gorilla hit his usual 400 yards plus and landed on the
green, about two feet from the cup.  "Boy, am I in trouble", thought Arnold,
but he chipped on and one putted for a birdie.  The promoter handed his
gorilla his putter, chuckling to himself about getting such a deal. 
Whereupon the gorilla walked over to his ball and hit it 400 yards.
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A funeral procession was passing the long par 5 of the municipal golf course.
One of the golfers removed his hat, placed it over his heart and bowed his
head.  After the funeral procession passed, one of the other golfers exclaimed
how thoughtful that was.  The guy replied, " It's the least I could do, after
all we were married for almost 40 years."
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What's  an Innuendo?
An Italian curse.
Fooled me.
I thought it was an Italian suppository.
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What's the difference between a Southern Belle and a buzzard ?
 
The buzzard waits till after your dead to eat your heart out !