You DO know how many Mac software developers it takes to screw in
a light bulb, don't you?
 
One. He holds up the bulb and stands there in the dark waiting for 
the world to revolve around him.
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A guy who is worried about the outcome of the litigation concerning
the custody of his children goes and shoots a couple of lawyers.  OK,
remember this is a small town in Central Texas where attitudes toward
such things may vary from what you find in your area.  The newspaper
interviewed the guy's mother, and her comment was:
 
     "I think he may have shot the wrong lawyers."
 
I love it, the *wrong* lawyers!
Jokes