This kid wanted to know the difference between theory and reality.
      He asked his father and he said it was hard to explain but he
      should go ask his mother if she would sleep with the neighbor for
      $500,000. The little boy went and asked his mother and she said
      that she would!  So he went back to his father and his father told
      him to ask his sister if she would sleep with the neighbor's son
      for $500,000.  The boy went and asked his sister and she said that
      would.  So the son went back to his father and told him but said
      he still didn't understand.  'Well,'said the father,'in theory we
      are $1,000,000 richer.  In reality, we live with a couple of
      sluts.'
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    Did you hear about the pro-Helms entrepreneur? He bought a million
      clothes hangers and sold them as home abortion kits.

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