Somehow related, with the announcement that His Honor, Mayor-for-Life,
Marion Barry had been given 6 months of jail time for his conviction
for use of cocaine, a friend observed that some big fellow named Rufus
now could do to Mayor Barely what he'd been doing to the city of DC 
the last few years.
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Here are a few gems from the click & clack, the tappitty brothers on NPR in
their weekly 'car talk' program:
 
  This person was complaining about the Dodge Colt presented to her by her
grand mother. The brothers' reply:
  "Never look a gift colt in the mouth!"
 
Another from the same show:
Do you know where automobiles are mentioned earliest in history?
 
In the Bible. It is when God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden 
in his Fury.
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Q:  How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy.
A:  One. She'll hold the lightbulb in the socket while the whole world
     revolves around her!

Jokes