A Persian in the market in old Jerusalem buys a packet of
pecan nuts. He hands one to his wife, who is dutifully following him
around. After a while, she asks for another.
"What for?", he replies, "They all taste the same".
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I think we're in for a bad spell of whether.
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Drive defensively _ buy a tank.
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Earn cash in your spare time _ blackmail friends.
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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Jury _ Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Wasting time is an important part of life.

Jokes