The human race has got to be the slowest and most boring sporting event
ever started.
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When Grandma visits  her grandson,
he has to go to the little boys room.
Only he isn't capable to go there alone  
so his mother says do I have to go with you?
No says the little boy, I want Grandmother
to go with me. Why Grandmother, ask his mother.
Well Mom, Grandmother shakes when she holds him.