It seems this guy was an incurable practical joker, particularly when people
got married.  So when he got engaged he became very nervous and was constantly
looking out for retaliation.  But everything went smoothly.  No problems at
the wedding or the reception, and he and his bride left for their honeymoon.
 
After a long and wonderful night together they decide to use room service to
order breakfast.  He reaches for the phone:
 
    Happy groom: "This is room 435.  We'd like to order breakfast sent up."
 
    Room service: "For how many people?"
 
    Happy groom: "2"
 
    from under the bed: "Make it 5!"
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You help a man in trouble and he will never forget you.  Especially the
next time he is in trouble.
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"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
"You're on.  Now, where is those thousand dollars?"
"That is your first worry!"
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There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons.  The first one
says "My son is very successful.  He is the best lawyer in New York City."
The second one says "My son has done better than that.  He is the best
Doctor in New York City."  The third one says "My son has not done that well.
He does not have a very good job, and he is homosexual.  But he has these two
great boyfriends....One is the best lawyer in New York City, and the other
is the best doctor in the city."
Jokes