Q: How many chiropractors does it take to fix your TV set?
A: Just one!
(But it takes 20 visits)
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How many keyboardists does it take to screw it a lightbulb?
 
One- and the engineer to tell him how to do it.
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How many record producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
I don't know, what do you think?
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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
All of them are too laid back to bother to change it.
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How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
None, they have machines to do that now.
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How many guitarists does it take to screw in lightbulb?
 
Ten_One to do it and nine to say, "I could have done that better!"
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A sheep farmer went to the vet and said he was having trouble
with a ram who kept banging its head against a barn.  The vet
said that the ram probably had bad nerves, and that playing some
music might help to soothe him.  Several weeks later the vet
visited the farmer and found that the ram had died.
"Did you play some music for him?" asked the vet.
"Certainly," said the farmer.
"What did you play?"
"I played a record of Ella Fitzgerald singing "There will never
be another you"."
Jokes