Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division.
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Cold, adj.:
   When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think 
even if you don't think.
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A Washington joke circulated by Sununu haters:
 
 
Question:
You are trapped in a room with: 
 
1) Mohamar Kadaffi
2) Saddamm Hussein
3) John Sununu
 
You have a pistol with only 2 bullets.
Who do you shoot?
 
Answer: Shoot John Sununu. Twice.
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This is an old newspaper story in Norway.
 
There was a meeting in a small city in southern Norway, and the
discussion was whether they should allow beer in the local grocery stores
or not.
 
The current speaker said: "Remember, Jesus made wine out of water."
 
His opponent replies: "We know that, but we certainly don't like it!"
 
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      While TAing an ecology field course, my roommate had to read and
grade dozens of field reports on a small mammal census study. One
student's report featured the systematic misspelling of "burrow" as
"burro". Frustrated and feisty, my roommate wrote in the margin:
 
      "A *burro* is a kind of ass. A *burrow* is a hole in the ground.
You obviously don't know your ass from a hole in the ground!"
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According to an account in the newspaper, a music teacher from Paris
froze to death on Mont Blanc while meditating in the nude near a
glacier at about 6,000 ft, police from Chamonix, France, said. While
it's sad that Ghislaine Sanchez died, one's tempted to view this 
incident as an example of Darwinism at work. You see, a mountain patrol
had previously brought her down to Chamonix for treatment of
hypothermia after running across this 37 year old on Sept. 23 meditating
on Mont Blanc, once again, in the nude.
 
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"Richmond, VA, April 16.  Riad A. Aboulhosn, a Richmond man, had his
application to retake an optometry licensing examination denied
for five years by the state Board of Optometry because of his 1988
conviction on charges of practicing without a license and for allegedly 
fondling a patient.  In its order, the Board said:  'By his own
testimony, Riad A. Aboulhosn admits that breast examinations are not
part of a legitimate optometric examination and that he has never
received training in performing a breast examination.'"
 
Jokes