One Friday a man decided to go duck hunting for the weekend.  He packed
up his bags (and gun) and went off into the country.  He parked his truck
and went off into the surrounding woods to shoot himself a duck. As 
Friday passed by the hunter did not see a single duck - so, quite annoyed,
he set up camp to begin another search the next morning.  By the time Sat.
night came, the hunter still had not seen a single duck.  VERY upset he
went back to camp and prayed for a successful last day.  He looked all day
and did not see a duck anywhere.  It was getting late so he threw his gear
together and left in a rage.  Just before the man gets to his car he sees
a duck flying overhead!  He rushes for his gun and shoots the duck out of 
the sky.  He watched with pride as the bird flew(dropped) into a barn in
a field by his truck.
    The man ran for the duck.  Just as he jumped a fence surrounding the 
barn, a old chubby farmer walked out of the barn.  When the man grabbed the
duck the farmer shouted "where are you going with my duck!?"
"It's my duck - I shot it," said the hunter.
"That's not the way it works in these parts," protested the Farmer.
"What do you mean?"
"Well," explained the farmer,"It landed on my property, therefore it is my
duck.  If you want it, we'll have to fight for it country style."
"Well, I really want that bird.  So how do we fight country style?"
 The farmer smiles and says, "country style!  That's when we take turns
kicking each other in the groin, and whoever is left standing gets to keep
the bird."
"O-my," said the hunter, " I don't want to fight- BUT I REALLY WANT THAT
BIRD!  OK I guess I'll have to fight you for it."
    The farmer says OK, takes a step or two back, Gets in his ready position,
and swings his leg with all of his might, hitting the man right, square in
the privates.  The man SCREAMS at the top of his lungs as he falls to the 
ground and rolls around.  After about an hour the man stumbles to his feet
and says "It's my turn!(cough,wheez)."
"WAIT'" shouts the farmer, " I changed my mind, you can have the duck."
Jokes