The world-famous Indianapolis 500 is held at the Indianapolis Speedway, and
during racing times (I suspect the Indy 500 is the worst), the neighbors have
to put up with a lot of foul-smelling fumes.
 
Well, it seems some of the residents there are Mad as Hell, and Aren't Going
to Take It Any More.  A suit has been filed in the District Court there,
seeking damages for Indy scent exposure.
 
...
 
Along a similar line, a friend of mine asked me a few months ago if the
Indiana State Fair was administered by the Bureau of Indiana Fairs.
 
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint
the toilet seat.  The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and
gets the seat stuck to her rear.  She is understandably distraught
about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.  She puts
on a large overcoat so as to cover the frozen seat, and they go.  When
they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their
predicament.  The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like
this before?"  "Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."
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A young boy and his mother were standing in a grocery store behind a large
woman who wore a beeper on her belt.
 
Suddenly, the beeper went off.
 
The little boy cried, "Careful, Mommy _ she's backing up!"