There were these three sons that were to inherit a large tract of land
in Nebraska for the purpose of raising cattle. These three sons couldn't
decide on what to call this new 'ranch' of theirs.
 
After debating, the brains came up with the name 'Focal Point Ranch'.
 
The others asked 'WHAT? Why the Focal Point Ranch?'
 
'Because,' said the brainy one, 'that's where the sons raise meat'.
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Send the Marines by Tom Lehrer
 
When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve
Who is it that always intervenes?
UN and OAS, they have their place, I guess,
But FIRST...send the Marines!
 
We'll send them all we've got.
John Wayne and Randolph Scott.
Remember those exciting fighting scenes.
To the shores of Tripoli, but not to Mississipoli,
What do we do?  We send the marines.
 
For might makes right, and 'til they've seen the light
They've got to be protected, all their rights respected,
'Til somebody we like can be elected!
 
Members of the corps all hate the thought of war.
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it agression...oooh we hate that expression.
We only want the world to know that we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go, so when in doubt...SEND THE MARINES!
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       Chemists do it
 
     -with a bang
 
     -in test tubes
 
     -periodically 
 
     -experimentally
 
     -and then write it up
 
     -in the lab
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 "Teachers do it with more class."
 
 "Old teachers never die; they just lose their class.")
 
  "Do it with a Public Servant - They need the exercise."
Jokes