DONKEY RACING IN TEXAS
 
A preacher wanted to earn money for his church.  He had heard that
there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse
and enter it in the races.  However, at the local auction the going 
price for horses was too steep, and the preacher ended up buying a
donkey.  The preacher figured since he had the donkey he might as well
enter it in the races.  The next day the donkey came in third, and in
the next day's racing forums the following headline appeared:
 
                     (PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS!)
 
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered the 
donkey the next day also.  The donkey won.  The racing forum read:
 
                 (PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT!)
 
The bishop was so upset with this type of publicity that they ordered
the preacher not to enter the donkey in the races anymore, the headlines
read:
 
                  (BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS!)
 
This was too much for the bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid
of the donkey.  The preacher decided to give the animal to a near by 
convent.  The next day the paper read:
 
                  (NUNS HAVE BEST ASS IN TOWN!)
 
The bishop FAINTED!  He informed the nuns to get rid of the animal,
so they sold it to a farmer for $10.00.  The next day the papers read:
 
               (NUNS PEDDLE ASS FOR TEN BUCKS!)
 
They buried thee bishop the next day.  The paper read:
 
           (TOO MUCH ASS RESPONSIBLE FOR BISHOP'S DEATH!!)
Jokes