An elderly woman walked into a major bank in NYC with a shopping
bag with 250K in it. The teller took her to the manager took her
to the veep to Mr. Rockefeller himself. He gave her a cup of
coffee and personally welcomed her to the bank. They chatted about
how she can deposit her money and how the bank is insured and has
wonderful service. She was impressed and signed the papers and became
a client of the bank. He leaned forward and asked, "Ma'am, how did 
you come to all this money so suddenly? I certainly hope you haven't
been keeping it under the mattress all these years." She chuckled
and said, "No, young man, I got it from gambling."
 
Rockefeller's eyebrows just about shot up to the ceiling. "Gambling?
My God, you must have astounding luck! I am impressed." She smiled
indulgently and explained, "In my 70 years on this earth, I have 
learned that there is no such thing as luck. All my wagers are
carefully considered. Why, as a matter of fact, I will bet you 200K
that by Friday, your testicles will be square." Rockefeller, knowing
full well that he possessed a perfectly normal set of family jewels
said, "Sure, its a bet!"
 
Tuesday, he woke up, kissed the wife, looked under the jammies. Just
checking. All nice and round.
 
Wednesday morning he checked himself in the shower and chuckled at the
woman's folly.
 
Thursday morning, he periodically grabbed himself when no one was looking.
By Thursday evening, he was getting a little fidgety and spent the night
tossing and turning. "There has to be a catch."
 
Friday morning and the appointed hour arrived. As the secretary outside
the door announced the arrival of his lucky client and another person,
he grabbed quickly and breathed a great sigh or relief.
 
He smilingly let them in. "Well?", she bellowed, "They nice and round
or solid and square?" Rockefeller laughed and said, "You crazy fool,
there is nothing wrong with my balls!!" She said, "Well, for 200 thousand
dollars, I darned well wanna be sure!" He blushed a little and obligingly
dropped his pants. She looked at his equipment and gently and briefly
fondled his balls. The man with her groaned, turned white as a sheet
and sat down.
 
Rockefeller pulled up his pants and said," So, it looks like you are
out a lot of money ma'am." She handed him a suitcase full of greenbacks
and laughed, "That's OK, I bet my attorney here half a million dollars
that I would have Rockefeller by the balls by the end of the week."
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And for those of you that are having trouble duck hunting, remember to try
to throw the dog higher next time....

Jokes