The Manly-Men Ten Commandments

I.    Thou shall obey thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend at all times.

II.   Thou shall shower thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend with gifts daily.

III.  Thou shall unconditionally love thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend with
      all of thy heart and mind.

IV.   Thou shall listen to thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend at all times and
      NEVER question the decision of thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend.

V.    Thou shall love thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend('s) mother with all
      thy heart and mind and respect her as thy would as thine own.

VI.   Thou shall cater to thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend('s) every whim.

VII.  Thou shall spend every waking moment thinking of thy 
      spouse/fiance/girlfriend and call her at work/home at least once a day
      just to "say hello."

VIII. Thou shall dedicate thy entire life, limb and savings account/IRA/CD
      to thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend.

IX.   Thou shall not cross, argue with, criticize, debate with, anger, 
      embarrass in public or ignore thy spouse/fiance/girlfriend at 
      ANY time.

X.    Thou shall perfect thy mind-reading skills so as to prevent ANY
      shread of misunderstanding that can occur in everyday life.

Follow these, and be manly.
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