The difference between heaven and hell.

In heaven
      All policemen are British
      All Chefs are French
      All waiters are Italian
      All auto mechanics are German

In hell
      All chefs are British
      All waiters are French
      All auto mechanics are Italian
      All policemen are German
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A short collection of Oscar Wilde sayings:

...every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
...nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
I am dying beyond my means.
I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.
Moderation is a fatal thing.  Nothing succeeds like excess.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are.
The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword.
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
When war is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Why was I born with such contemporaries?