We will dance around the Ashram
In our robes all dyed with saffron
and our hair that's only half on
And it's good enough for me.
 
(chorus)
 
We will all chant hari Krishna
We will all chant hari Krishna
It's not mentioned in the Mishna
But it's good enough for me
 
We will read from the Kaballah
We will read from the Kaballah
It won't get us in Valhalla
But it's good enough for me
 
We will all go to Valhalla
Driving Beatles not Impalas
Singing "Deutschland Uber Alles"
and it's good enough for me
 
We will all bow down to Buddha
'Cause there is no idol cuter
Comes in copper, tin, or pewtah
And he's good enough for me
 
We will worship like the Druids
Dancing naked through the woods
Drinking strange fermented fluids
and it's good enough for me
 
Oh there will be lots of lovin'
when we're cozy in our coven
Quit yer pushin' and yer shovin'
So there's room enough for me
 
   gimme that real old time religion
   gimme that real old time religion
   gimme that real old time religion,
   it's good enough for me
 
(plus about fifty other verses)
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Who is Snow White's Brother?
Egg White
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Did you hear about the baby born at Memorial Hospital last week, which was
born with both sexes?
 
It had both a penis and a brain.
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On Sept. 28, 1987 a production B-1 Bomber crashed.  The cause: a flock of
birds.
 
The obvious question is, why not devote some of the billions of dollars
being spent on national defense to build bird farms?
 
The Army could fence up thousands of birds in selected locations, and release
them if enemy planes were detected. 
 
This would be called the "Strategic Fence Initiative".
 
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The following appeared on the back page of one of Australia's more outrageous
computer publications, "Computing Australia", 21st Sept 1987:
 
  ...  Blame it on the computer.           
 
  An unfriendly computer has been held responsible for a "potentially lethal
  error" involving a Mafia loan collector.
 
  A New York paper inadvertently put the `heavy' in the running for a pair of
  custom-fitted concrete shoes when it identified him as a "ruthless
informer".
 
  According to a published retraction (and apology!), a writer on the paper
had  actually typed "ruthless enforcer" - but the computer system's spelling
  checker liked it the other way.
 
And I thought the worst you could expect from a "computer error" was a bill
for a million dollars!
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After a long discussion about giving out phone numbers to store clerks, the
following comment was made:

Jokes