o.k. i don"t know if i read this in king or somewhere else but
      here it goes...this guy gets sent to a small town in North Dakota and
      the guy notices that there are no women. He asks a villager how
      they release their urges. The man said we go out into the field and
      find us a nice lamb.. The guy thought that was gross but after a
      few weeks had to get some, so he followed the villagers to the
      field and found a nice young looking lamb and started. It wasn't
      long before the villagers started laughing. The next night the guy
      went out again and found another young ewe and started with her.
      It wasn't long and the villagers started to laugh. The guy had
      had it and asked why they were laughing. "You always pick the ugly ones.
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    An explorer went to Africa looking for the rare Foo-bird. The natives
warned him that if the bird craps on him, not to wipe it off or he'd die.     
 
A few days later, out in the brush, the explorer sees this shadow from
overhead.  He looks up and *SPLAT!* all over him!  He immediately pulls out a
towel and wipes it off.  Within seconds he is dead.
      The moral of this story:
      If the Foo shits, wear it!
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      One hundred bee's were flying South for the winter.  Ninety-nine
      of the bee's stopped off at an Exxon station.  One bee stopped at
      the Esso station.  What's the moral of the story?  There's an SOB
      in every crowd.
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    Mama, mama...what happened to the scabs on daddy's back, shut up
      and eat your corn flakes.  Mama, mama...can we have Aunt Judy for
      dinner.  No, we still have half of your sister in the freezer!
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