" In Iran though drugs are banned u can always get stoned!"
 
" Richard Coeur de lion..first heart transplant..??"
 
" Drink wet cement & get stoned "
 
" The grave of Karl Marx is a communist plot"
 
" T.S.Eliot is the anagram of toilets"
 
" Join the Army meet interesting people and Kill them!'
 
" Make ur Senators work ..Don't reelect them!"
 
" Issac Newton was right.This is the centre of Graffiti"
 
" Support British Steel...smelt the Iron Lady!"
 
" Education kills by degrees.." 
 
  Here is another one which I read in a restroom at
  the Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay....
  scribbled on the wall above an urinal..
 
" for more graffiti visit the women's restroom..they
  have both their hands free!!"
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Q:      How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a
      schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
 
A:    A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit."
      A schoolteacher says: "We're going to have to do this over and
            over again until we get it right."
      An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your mouth and
            nose, and breath normally."
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INSULTS!!!
 
      To a male friend of yours: I like your shirt !... Do they make it for
men as well ?...
 
      Jewish curse: May you lose all your teeth except for one, and may
that one have a cavity !
 
      Yet another Jewish curse: May you marry twice, so that you end up with
two mothers-in-law !
 
      French curse (loosely translated): Were you born like this, or did someone step on you ?
 

 

Jokes