A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
 
The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
 
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
 
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
asked her what was wrong.
 
"The bus driver insulted me" she fumed.
 
The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
 
"You're right" she said.  "I think I'll go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind."
 
"That's a good idea" the man said.  "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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A Belgian, Hans, meets one of his French friends, Pierre, in the
street, and says:
Hans:"Hi, Pierre! I haven't seen you for a long time! How are you?
           And your son, what is he doing now?"
Pierre:    "He is studying logic."
Hans:"Logic!?! what is that?"
Pierre: "It is a new, very good school in Paris.  Ok, here is an
           example: You still have your aquarium, don't you?"
Hans:"Yes!"
Pierre:    "So it means you like fishes!"
Hans:"Obviously!"
Pierre:    "So it means you like animals."
Hans:"Of course!"
Pierre:    "So it means you like the Earth."
Hans:"That's right!"
Pierre:    "So it means you like women."
Hans:"Yes!"
Pierre:    "So it means you're not homosexual!"
Hans:"What a brilliant demonstration!!!  Your son is very clever!"
Very impressed, Hans carries on, and meets another friend:
Hans:"Hi! Have you heard about Pierre's son?"
Other:     "No!?! What is he doing?"
Hans: "He is studying Logic; it is very impressive! Look, an example:
           do you have an aquarium?
Other:     "No!"
Hans:      "So you're homosexual!"
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