1st Person :  I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
 
2nd person :  I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies.
 
3rd person :  I'm a bastard - I collect the poll tax!
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How do you locate your car in a big parking lot?
 
1. Divide the lot in two and decide in which half your car is.
2. Then you go into that half and start again from step 1 until there
is only one car left. This is your car.
3. Drive away.
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Q: What to you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
 
Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A: Doug.
 
Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A: Douglas.
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