Two typical London drunks having their beers at the bar in a pub.
It's a London pub with a nice an cozy wallfire, a big carpet on the
floor. On the carpet there is a dog,... licking his bollocks. You know,
like dogs do! One drunk turned around, and said: "Hey George, I wish
I could do that". George said: "Give him a biscuit! He might let you."
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To:  All employees 
Re:  Special High Intensity Training
 
     In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of " SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are giving
our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other employer in the state.
 
     If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, 
please see your immediate supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the
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This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no
*man* has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, 
cook, and troubleshooter in one.
 
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome
dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with 8-9 beautiful, dark,
young women, all in nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the
Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his
guide who this man was.
 
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake,
Sir", came the reply, "This is his morning ritual." 
 
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his penis get to
be this size?"
 
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very
agitated by the conversation.
 
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return.
 
"He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn't the white man's
shrink in cold water?'"


Jokes