Dr: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Elaine: What is it?
Dr: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated
doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he
said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the
doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax
inspector and want to find a suitable stone.
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A man was roaming around the jungle with a notebook in his hand.
After a while he was spotted by a tribe of cannibals, who took
him back to their camp for the Chief's dinner.  After being
placed in the cauldron, the Chief came to him and said : "What
was your occupation?"
"I was an assistant editor on a newspaper," the man said.
The Chief replied : "Oh well, cheer up - soon you'll be an
Editor-in-Chief."
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During an operatic concert at the Festival Hall, while the nervous 
soprano was fumbling her way noisily through her role in Don Giovanni, 
one man in the audience turned to his friend and whispered : "What do you 
think of this singer's execution?"
"Oh, I'm all for it." was the reply.
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The somewhat dumb but pretty girl in the bank stood at the
window of the cashier's desk and smiled.
"I'd like to cash this cheque, please," she said, handing it
over.  The clerk examined the cheque, then said : "Could you
identify yourself, Miss?"
For a moment the lovely girl's brow creased over, then with a
bright look she fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror,
glanced in it and with relief said, "Yes - it's me, all right!"
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