Ripping Yarns
 
"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
sheep's testicles for a bet...God, that bloody sheep kicked him..."
 
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        "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of
gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
        "Hit it."
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  Pink Panther
 
"Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?"
 
        _ Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless white
           Steinway piano.
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  The Odd Couple
 
"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."
 
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  The Princess Bride
 
"Inconceivable!"
"You use that word a lot.  I do not think it means what you think it does."
 
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  Daffy Duck
 
"Ho!  Ha-ha!  Guard!  Turn!  Parry!  Dodge!  Spin!  Ha!  Thrust!"
        _D. Duck
 
"Consequences, shmonsequences!  So long as I'm rich!"
        _ Daffy Duck
 
"Mine!  Mine!  It's all mine!"
        _ D. Duck
 
Jokes