"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."-Alan Dean Foster "To the
Vanishing Point"
 
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The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe:
 
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see now that
I should have been more specific.
 
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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"  -Bill Davidsen
 
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"The world is filled with fools. They blindly follow their so-called
'reason' in the face of the church and common sense. Any fool can see
that the world is flat!" - anon
 
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    "Women and cats do as they dammed well please.
     Men and dogs had best learn to live with it..."
 
    Alan Holbrook
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"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk...."
 
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A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen
fish as he waits for a tug on the line. "Now bite down. This may sting just a
little bit."
Jokes