An ounce of vanity can ruin a ton of merit.
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You know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks,
'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one
big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot _ and the
only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and
losers
                _ A analysis of Neo-Nazis, from "The Badger" comic
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
                _ Samuel Goldwyn
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A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
                _ Sean O'Casey
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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            Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers
 
1.  No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the
    delay to make the flight.
 
2.  If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
    gate within the terminal.
 
3.  If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
 
4.  Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
 
5.  If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon 
    as you touch pen to paper.
 
6.  If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on
    the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area.  Just
    look for the two largest passengers.
 
7.  Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to
    the lavatory.
 
8.  The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
 
9.  The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
 
10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more
      carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
Jokes