T H E     R U L E S
                       
 
1) The female always makes the rules.
 
2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
 
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
 
4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately 
   change some or all the rules.
 
5) The female is never wrong.
 
6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
   was a direct result of something the male did or said.
 
7) If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing 
   the misunderstanding.
 
8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
 
9) The male must never change his mind without the express, written consent
   of the female.
 
10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
 
11) The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him
    to be angry or upset.
 
12) The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether she
    wants him to be angry or upset.