sayings..............
 
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A beautiful woman will enrich your life soon.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.
A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A company is known by the men it keeps.
A dead man cannot bite.
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
A fool and his honey are soon parted.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A gift of flour will soon be made to you.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her
confidence.
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
A horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
A king's castle is his home.
A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
A lie in time saves nine.
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man with one watch knows what time it is--with two watches he is never sure.
A man with 3 buttocks.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man, a plan, a canal.  Suez!
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
A moose once bit my sister.
A muth once bit my sister.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A plucked goose does not lay golden eggs.
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency.
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
A relationship is like a shark.  It has to keep moving forward or it dies.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A shortcut is the longest path between two points.
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A snake lurks in the grass.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
A theory is better than its explanation.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A violent man will die a violent death.
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
A well-known friend is a treasure.
A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A word to the wise is enough.
A writer must not shift your point of view.
 
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Abstain from beans.
Abstenence makes the heart grow fonder.
Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later.
Adolescence is that period of time between puberty and adultery.
Advancement in position.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
Ahah!
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
Aleph sub alpha is the alpha'th aleph.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
All art is but imitation of nature.
All art is quite useless.
All great discoveries are made by accident.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
All is well that ends well.
All laws are basically false.
All machines are amplifiers.
All men know the utility of useful things, but not know the utility of
futility.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
All trends towards Chaos.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
Always cut the cards.
Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
Always remember that you are unique.  Just like everyone else.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
An artist should be fit for the best society and kept out of it.
An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
An expert is someone who knows no more than you do,, but who has it better
organized.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Anchovies?  You've got the wrong man!  I spell my name DANGER!  (click)
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
And now for something completely different.
And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
And they're off!
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Antelope freeway--1/4 mile.
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Any shrine is better than self-worship.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything is possible, unless it's not.
Appearances often are deceiving.
Are we not men?
Are you a turtle?
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.
Autocracy is based on the theorem that one man is smarter than many.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avoid colloquial stuff.
Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Badness comes in waves.
BASIC is to computer programming as "qwerty" is to typing.
Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
Be braver.  You cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Be careful, the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease.
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Be cheerful while you are alive.
Be happy with the real pleasures in life.
Be it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes,, nothing is safe while the
legislature meets.
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Be seeing you.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be sure to treat your assumptions as though they are reality.
Be valiant, but not too venturous.  Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.
Beam me up, Scotty!
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Beauty seldom recommends one to another.
Because the wine remembers.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Beggars should be no choosers.
Begin well, end badly; begin badly, end worse.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind your back, your colleagues are talking about Jeckyl and Hyde.
Being natural is simply a pose.
Better late than never.
Better to send ten ambulances when they are not needed than one when it is.
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried before.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Beware of Bigfoot!
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
Beware of Geeks bearing grifts.
Beware of geeks bearing graft.
Beware of low flying butterflies.
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
Beware the legless man who teaches running.
Beware the thirty-first of November.
Big book, big bore.
Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.
Biz is better.
Blackberries are red when they are green.
Blah.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Bluegrass is not just a weed.
Buffalo is not just the name of an animal.
Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big chunks rise to the
top.
But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer!
But I don't like Spam!
But you shall not escape my iambics.
Buy low, sell high.
Buy!  Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be far apart.
By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
By the yard, life is hard.  By the inch, it's a cinch.
Caesar adsum iam forte, Brutus aderat; Caesar sic in omnibus, Brutus sic inat.
Californians are not without their faults.
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Celebrate Hannibal Day today.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celibacy is hereditary.
Chances are if your parents didn't have children then you wont either!
Charity begins at home.
Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked any clear question.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Check again to make sure it's not loaded.
Chicken Little was right.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
Climate is what you expect.  Weather is what you get.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Confusion is always increasing in society.
Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!
Congratulations!  The pressure will stop soon.
Congratulations!  You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
Congratulations!  You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time.
Consider your reputation.  Try changing your name and moving to a new town.
Convention is the ruler of all.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you don't use your
thumbs.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
Create the impression that you have already reached your level of
incompetence.
Create your own opportunity.  Blackmail a senior executive.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
Cure the disease and kill the patient.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz.
Darth Vadar!  Only you would be so bold.
De-accession euphemisms.
Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laboratory rats.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Decisions terminate panic.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Democracy is based on the theorem that many men are smarter than one.
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Direct action produces direct reaction.
Disc crisis, please clean up!
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Disguise your feelings when you put your relatives on the plane for home.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Do not be overly suspicious where it is not warranted.
Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.
Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn the trade.
Do not lend money to a fiend.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.  (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a))
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Do not tell big lies.  Small ones can be just as effective.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Do you have lysdexia?
Do you know Montana?
Doc, note, I dissent.  A fast never prevents a fatness.  I diet on cod.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Doing gets it done.
Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Don't everyone thank me at once.
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Don't force it; use a hammer.
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't I know you?
Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.
Don't read everything you believe.
Don't sweat it, it's only ones and zeros.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
Don't use contractions in formal writing.
Don't use no double negatives.
{Don't vote--it only encourages them!
Don't worry if you're a kl.}Dtomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a job.
Double!
Down with ignurance!
Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Drink it down Spock, it's the "human" thing to do.
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Drop that pickle!
Duck who fly upside down have quack up.
Duty is what one expects from others.
E Pluribus Unix*.     * Unix is a trademark of Bell Laboratories.
Each of us bears his own Hell.
Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Economy makes men independent.
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Eloquence is logic on fire.
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
Eschew dialect, irregardless.
Eschew obfuscation.
Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.
Eureka!
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.